As an exercise (and punishment for anyone who follows me) I try to write at least one joke a day on Twitter. For those of you who don't follow me (you should @rrryza) you can find the latest here.
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I’m not saying @PlayDoh tastes good, but why doesn’t it taste worse? -
Officially hit the age where all my friends’ pets are dying.
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I said it once and I'll say it again... https://t.co/o58oVII5Kx via @reductress
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Free bit for anyone getting married soon and having a father/daughter or mother/son dance. Before your real song, p… https://t.co/bhuE6AJDMN
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Women go through menopause. Men take up cycling. It’s nature’s way.
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Atheists should be the only people allowed in government because we think all religions are equally bananas. Which… https://t.co/qXY6O33kKu
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Either my 2 year old doesn’t realize I’m skipping pages in her Moana book or she’s fine with the obvious plot holes.