In addition to the published articles below, I have a current late night packet, two original pilot scripts, Brooklyn 99 spec script and web series. Email me if you'd like to check them out. It would be nice if someone read them.

PUBLISHED WORKS - McSweeney’s

A traumatic SoulCycle class and equally stressful home buying experience inspired me to write these pieces that McSweeney's was kind enough to publish.

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PUBLISHED WORKS - Reductress

If you're not reading Reductress, get with it. If you already are, good job. It's hysterical, but you already know that. Here are a few of my Reductress articles published over the last few years.

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PUBLISHED WORKS - Funny or Die

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Serial Spoof

Remember a few years ago when everyone was obsessed with Serial? At least I was. So when a friend backed out of our annual New Year's Eve trip at the last minute, I spent the entire weekend recording a mock episode of Serial to get to the bottom of where he really was and why he really canceled. I was also looking for an excuse to break out my Sarah Koenig impression.

PUBLISHED WORKS - Robot Butt